Without wishing to sound like The Silence of the Lamb's Buffalo Bill or Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, have you ever wanted to wear your own face?
Or the face of a pal, a celebrity or even your favourite member of the ToyNews team?
Well, quirky online store Firebox can help you out with its new Freaky Masks.
Consumers can dig out a photo of themselves, friends or whoever, and Firebox will printed out a lycra mask with the eyes cut out.
Each mask costs £19.95 until the end of June.
Click here order one or to see some in action. Be warned, most of them, Michael Jackson included, are terrifying.