The rectum's favourite song is Drop it Like It's Hot by Snoop Dog and its occupation is listed as 'waste disposal'.

I Heart Guts reveals Rectum and Colon plush characters

Alternative plush toy company I Heart Guts has launched a new range of soft characters for you to cuddle up to this Christmas.

And yes, it happens to be a cuddly colon and soft rectum.

The toy characters each arrive packing some very pun-heavy backstories.

The rectum’s favourite song, for example is Drop it Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg while its occupation is listed as ‘waste disposal’.

As reported on in the Mirror, the two new toys joins I Heart Guts’ line-up of body parts plush, including lungs, hearts, stomach, brain, gallbladder and prostate.

“We like to think of the Guts as what you might find inside a dissected Hello Kitty,” said I Hearts Guts founder, Wendy Bryan.

“The guts grew from a single drawing of a broken heart, after a string of bad hookups, dead-end relationships and lame-o boyfriends. At the time, I was also doing a lot of drinking and smoking, so a sad liver and bummed-out lung followed.

“Years later, my wonderful husband wondered, ‘Why don’t you do something with those darned guts?’”

The I Hearts Guts Rectum and Colon plush toys are available now and retail for $20.00 each.

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